Girl

Meet the new girlfriend folks.

Tall, dark and hot latino babe. Makes my days special. Keeps me company through hard times.

"Meet Boncafe."

She told me she was shaven. I believed her.

Divine ecstasy, having her around. Check that figure out.

But i am dumping her for another in another in a week. Don't be sad babe. You know you won't last. The aunt would love you to hang around as a spare bottle for milk powder.

It's not me.

Never.