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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

EL1101E

Bitch

(1) Word used to describe the act of whining excessively.

(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seatting only car
meant for 2 passengers or less.

(3) Modern-day servant; A person who performs tasks for another,
usually degrading in status.

(4) Term used to exclaim hardship.

(1) "Stop bitching Todd!"
(2) "Can I ride bitch?"
(3) "Bring my friend and I some vodka bitch"
(4) *Peron tells story to other cellmate, depicting how they came
to be there, cellmate says* "Ain't that a Bitch!"


A bitch and a half

someone (usually a female) who is so rude, mean, or generally
disliked that just plain Bitch doesn't cover it, but since they are one
person, cannot be defined in the plural.


A Friend

what women keep calling me

she just wants to be my friend...i am never leave my parents house
again...except for maybe the occasional everquest lan-party


A Friend

the one who helps you bury the body

*police finds out*
"yo, man..it was my friend!"

And my favourite...


Slut

a woman with the morals of a man

Language course courtesy of Urban Dictionary...


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